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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Graphic_Depictions_Of_Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage
  Category:
      F/M, M/M
  Fandom:
      Gravity_Falls
  Relationship:
      Wendy_Corduroy/Dipper_Pines, Bill_Cipher/Original_Male_Character(s),
      Dipper_Pines/Original_Male_Character(s), Mabel_Pines/Original_Character
      (s)
  Character:
      Dipper_Pines, Pacifica_Northwest, Wendy_Corduroy, Mabel_Pines, Jesus
      "Soos"_Alzamirano_Ramirez, Bill_Cipher, Robbie_Valentino, Grunkle_Stan_|
      Stanley_"Stanford"_Pines, The_Author_|_Original_Stanford_Pines, Grenda_
      (Gravity_Falls), Waddles_(Gravity_Falls), Other_Gravity_Falls_Characters
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      Angst_and_Hurt/Comfort, Humor, Bill_being_a_dick, Oral_Sex, Rough_Oral
      Sex, Non-Consensual_Oral_Sex, Fuck_Or_Die, Hand_Jobs, Blood_and_Injury,
      Mental_Breakdown, Anal_Sex, Dipper_being_lowkey_gay, Love/Hate, Hate_Sex,
      Pansexual_Mabel_Pines, Feelings_Realization, Rough_Sex, Alternate
      Universe_-_Canon_Divergence, Sharing_a_Bed, Human_Bill_Cipher
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      Published: 2018-03-08 Updated: 2018-03-19 Chapters: 4/? Words: 6454
****** I love to hate you ******
by GayPotatoQueen
Summary
     Matt and Sharon decided to take a break from their traveling in
     Gravity Falls all the while Matt feels like someone is watching him.
     Soon they befriend the Pine twins and someone starts crushing on a
     certain someone. *eyebrow wiggle* Of course someone else is becoming
     obsessed with the same person.
     This is definitely a recipe for disaster.
     I can't summary, the actual story will be better...probably. (Will
     follow canon somewhat)
Notes
     First off I wanna apologize for this short first chapter
     Next chapters will be longer, I just wanted to get things set up.
     My English is also not the best so sorry about that as well.
     I will be putting little statements at the end of each chapters, some
     will be plot relevant while some will just be jokey
***** Chapter one: Welcome to Gravity Falls. *****
 
A car was driving down a dirt road, the sound of the tires crunching over a
rocks scattered about filled the silence. “Ugh when will we get there? It’s
already 8:20 and you told me we’d be there by 4!” A brunette girl in a cat t-
shirt whined. “Well maybe if you didn’t need to pee every 20 minutes because
someone wanted a huge drink and then downed it in 10 seconds.” The driver
looked very much like the girl with his brunette hair and similar facial
features. “Maybe YOU shouldn’t have given in and bought me it!” She said
sticking her tongue out at him. The male bit his lip, messing around with his
left lip piercing. “Since it’s past 8, do you just wanna stop at the next town
and rest?” He asked as he searched for a sign signaling a nearby place. “Only
if we get to stay for at least a few days, we’ve been in this car for too damn
long Matt!” She giggled as her brother let out a groan. Soon a sign which read
Gravity Falls was in sight. “Well Sharon, a few days in Gravity Falls is what
you’re going to get.” Matt said as he took a turn onto the road towards the
town. He hoped this was a good Idea.
 
Sharon had her face pressed again the car window as they passed some houses and
shops, her eyes widened at the sight of the huge mansion. “Oooo! Who do you
think lives there?” Sharon asked. Matt frowned slightly as he checked out the
mansion out the corner of his eye before focusing back on the road. “Probably
some snobby rich family who’d never give you the light of day.” His voice
seemed to have a lace of malice. Sharon looked down. “I guess you’re right...”
He gently squeezed his sister’s hand. “So there are these cabins that are being
rented out and I was think we should get one of them, I’ll try to get one with
two bathrooms just for you.” Sharon’s had a huge grin on her face as he parked
in front of the rental place. “Two bedrooms as well right?” She asked
excitedly. “The fact that two bathrooms and bedrooms make you so happy is so
weird.” Matt laughed as he left the car. “That’s why you love me!” She shouted
as she sunk into her seat, not wanting to get out. “You sure about that!?” He
shouted back as he rushed into the building before she could reply.
 
Matt skipped happily out of the building holding a set of keys. “I got the best
one!” Sharon squealed happily as she reached over and snatched them from his
hands when he entered the car. “After we get all our stuff into the cabin,
wanna go check out the mystery shack? Some old dude recommended it, 95% sure he
was the owner from the way he spoke highly of the place….and the owner.” The
siblings shared a simper. “The place is probably gonna be trash.” Both of them
broke into laughter. Matt started the car and began driving towards a more
barren part of town where the cabins were located. “Here we are!” Before he
could even stop the car completely Sharon hopped out of the car and rushed
towards their cabin. “Sharon be careful you idiot!” Matt quickly put the car in
part before running after his sister. “It’s so amazing, it already has
furniture!” She gushed twirling around the living room before flopping on the
couch. Her brother sighed as he ran his fingers through his hair. “Don’t exit a
moving vehicle next time, I don’t wanna lose a sister...Maybe I do.” She
punched him arm. “Oh shut up.” Matt ruffled her hair before leaving to get the
luggage.
 
The brunette opened the trunk to reveal 2 suitcases and 2 duffle bags. “Oh
jeez, I probably should’ve asked her for help..” Matt reached for the bags when
he suddenly stiffened, it felt as someone or something as watching him. He
quickly turned to look around the forest, a certain spot was catching his
gaze...No one was there but god that feeling was causing a shiver to go up his
spine. "Do you need any help?!" Matt jumped out of his skin as he turned to see
his sister leaning against the doorway. "Hey are you okay?" Sharon could see
how visually shaken he was. Matt bit his lip playing around with the piercing.
"Yeah, you just scared me is all." He said forcing a smile. Before she could
reply she was smacked in the chest with a bag. "Asshole!" Sharon squeaked as
she dodged the other one. "You're the one the offered to help." Sharon stuck
her tongue out at him before taking the bags into the house. Matt placed the
suitcases on the ground then slammed the trunk closed. He took one last glance
at that spot, it still felt like someone was watching.. “Okay I should probably
go inside before I give myself even more chills.” Matt mumbled before grabbing
the luggage and rather quickly going inside.
                                        
                                        
                        ”Well ain’t this interesting!”
                                        
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***** A shack full of new friends *****
Chapter Summary
     Matt and Sharon decided to visit the Mystery Shack, of course it's
     not what they expected but at least something good came out of it.
Chapter Notes
     I decided to have the story some what follow canon, so this chapter
     and the next are during double dipper.
The car parked in front of what was called ‘The Mystery Hack’ (The ‘s’ wasn’t
on the sign). It seemed more like a shambled mess of a cabin then a shack.
“Wow…This place is garbage.” Sharon blurted out causing her brother to start
wheezing. “F-u-u-uck!” He was just dying over the steering wheel. “Jeez I never
would’ve said it if I knew this is how you were going to react.” Sharon opened
the car door to hop out. “That was the best moment of my life…probably because
my life is boring…dang.” Matt stared into space. The two of them were just
hunched over laughing obnoxiously loud. “Okay we should probably go in now.” He
said as he wiped away his tears. The siblings walked up to the door to see a
sign. ‘ENTERY: FIVE BUCKS’ “This place isn’t worth 10 bucks.” Just as those
words left her mouth a man swung open the door. “I’ll have you know that the
mysteries inside this place are priceless, you’d be paying me just to see
them.” The older gent said rather proudly. Matt looked at his sister. “I mean;
we ARE paying you to see them.” “Oh… Well step right on in, see all the wonders
of Gravity Falls!” Sharon grumbled as she pulled out the money to hand it to
him before they headed in.
“Wow, the inside is just as underwhelming.” Matt said as he looked at a large
furry creature with undies. The owner has obviously irritated as he walked away
grumbling about how kids don’t appreciate anything. “Mabel! Dipper! You guys
can show the customers around!” He demanded and two groans followed. “Sharon
don’t do that!” She stared deep into her brother’s eyes before pushing a glass
jar of eyeballs on the ground. “Oops!” Matt opened his mouth to speak but
another voice interrupted. “Aw man, are you kidding me? Now I’m going to have
to clean that up!” The voice belonged to a 7-year-old(?) dressed in shorts, a
red t paired with a vest and a hat. “I’ll help kid, it’s my sister’s fault
anyway.” Apparently that didn’t help as the child’s face grew slightly red.
“I’m not a kid, I’m almost 13!” He seemed to pout. “Oh wow, I thought you were
like 7.” The poor kid looked ready to cry or something. “DIPPER!” The kid
jumped when a girl that was obviously his twin tackled him. “Your sweater is
rad.” Sharon smiled as she looked at the girl’s purple cat sweater. She
squealed loudly as she hugged her. “Thanks new friend!” She gushed happily.
Matt snickered at his sister’s slightly horrified face, she made a mistake.
“Mabel leave her alone. Can’t you see you’re making her uncomfortable?” Dipper
huffed. Mabel’s eyes sparkled as she looked up at her new friend. “It’s fine
right?” Sharon knew she was trapped, it would just break her if she said no.
“Of course, new friend.” Mabel let out a squeal. “Yay!”
Her eyes were quickly caught by Matt. “Well hello there.” She leaned against
the counter. “Mabel please.” Her brother looked ready to die. “Not now.” “You
doing anything later.” Dipper face-palmed extremely hard. Sharon looked at her
brother wiggling her eyebrows, Matt was still confused on what was happening.
“Umm..No actually.” Mabel’s eyes were even bigger but she tried to retain her
composure. “Would you like to go on a DAAAAAAAAATE?!” She broke halfway through
her sentence and just made weird noises of unconstrained happiness. Sharon
nearly choked while Dipper was just pounding his head against the doorway. Matt
felt himself blushing as he rubbed the back of his neck. “A-actually Mabel I’m
kinda batting for the other team.” “You play baseball!?”Mabel gasped excitedly.
Everyone internally face-palmed when that left her mouth. “No Mabel what I’m
trying to tell you is that I like dudes, I’m gay.” Matt hated saying that out
loud but she just wasn’t understanding. “Oh..” Mabel had a disappointed look on
her face but instantly perked up. “I can get you a date! I am the best match
maker!” She said as she rushed out of the room. “I’m sorry about my sister, she
can get a little crazy.” Dipper said as he made the cuckoo motion. “That’s
totally fine, my sister is a fucking whack-a-doodle so I can relate.” Matt said
smiling, Dipper blushed slightly as he smiled back. “S-So, how long are you
guys staying in Gravity Falls?” He asked. “Ehh, probably for about another 3
days.” Sharon said poking bobble heads. Matt caught the disappointed look on
the younger male’s face. “Maybe I could text mom and ask if we can stay here
for the rest of the summer. Uncle Mick can take care of Melinda for now.”
Sharon’s eyes were huge with excitement. “That’s so rad! I could do so many
illegal things here!” “...Please don’t.” It was too late, Sharon was already
out the door. The two boys shared a look before laughing. “That’s a sister for
you.” Dipper said playing with his hat rim. Matt flashed him a small smile.
“...You guys are gonna have to pay or what you broke.” “….I know.”

Matt gave Dipper the money before heading out the door. The brunette looked
down at the bill to see a sticky note. “If you need anything, don’t be afraid
to call :) - Matt”It was his cellphone number. “What’s that!” Dipper squealed
out of fear, jumping at least 2 feet off the ground. “Mabel!” He quickly shoved
the note into his pocket when she tried to reach for it. “Is that his phone
number!? Dipper you rascal!” Mabel wiggled her eyebrows causing him to scoff.
“Are you gonna invite him to the paarty?” She shoved her face closer to his.
“Uck no, well I mean yes but the plan remember? Also get away from me..” Dipper
shoved her away. “How will you decide? Matt’s a hot dude and Wendy is a total
babe!” Her brother made a choking noise. “Mabel! I don’t like him; I literally
just met him!” Mabel wasn’t listening as she went upstairs trying to figure out
how to solve this decision. Dipper looked down at the phone on the table before
taking a deep breath and picking it up. “I hope this isn’t a terrible idea..”

The sound of the phone blaring caused Sharon to fall off the chair. “FUCK,
MAAAAAAAATTT!” She screeched as she launched his phone at his head. Matt was
ready to beat that bitch into the ground but decided to wait after the phone
call. “Hello?” “Oh hey Matt.” The person on the other line tried to deepen
their voice to sound cool. “….Dipper don’t do that.” “...Okay, anyway I was
wondering if you...if you AND your sister would like to come to the party at
the Mystery Shack.” Dipper asked. “Um, let me ask Sharon. Hey bitch, you wanna
go to the party at the shack!” Matt yelled earning a pillow to the face. “I am
literally five feet from you, don’t have to yell. Sure I’ll go, just let me get
ready.” She got up from her seat and left towards her room. “You probably heard
that, so yeah we’ll be there.” Matt felt a smile growing on his face. “Yes! I-
I mean! Cool! I’ll see you there!” Before he could reply Dipper had hung up.
Matt just shrugged and went to his room to get dress. When the siblings exited
their rooms they checked themselves out in the mirror. “Wow, we’re hot.” Sharon
said then they started dying. “Love your outfit.” Matt gently touched her
shoulder. “Thanks, you too!” They smiled at each other before heading out to
the car. “Mom said it’s fine but only if we get jobs.” Matt told his sister.
Before Sharon could reply he stopped in his tracks, staring at this patch of
trees. “What is it?” She whispered touching his arm. Matt opened his mouth to
speak but quickly closed it. “It’s...It’s nothing, let’s go bitch!” He shoved
her before running to the car with her close behind.

                                    “Soon.”

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           (Their outfits for the party: https://imgur.com/a/BVI0N )

***** Double Dipper and the start of something *****
Chapter Summary
     Basically Double Dipper but not really
     Matt and Sharon go to the party at the mystery shack and some
     feelings are realized along with some jealousy.
The car parked a bit further away from where the party was at. “Why do I have a
feeling that this party is probably gonna be trash?” Sharon fixed her rumbled
skirt after stepping out of the car. Matt snorted as he closed his door. “It
will be when you enter the joint.” He teased earning an over-exaggerated gasp.
“I will obviously make the party better!” She took his arm in his. “Such a
gentleman! Too bad for all the ladies that you’re gay.” Sharon made a weird
cackle. When they arrived there was a long line in front of the ticket booth.
“Hey it’s Wendy!” Sharon waved to the redhead who waved back. “You know her?”
Matt looked at his sister in surprise. The female’s smile slowly grew wider.
“While I was terrorizing the town, I ran into Wendy and her friends. We then
all went to chill in the graveyard, it was amazing!” She gushed happily as they
were now in the front of the line. “Oh hey Sharon, is this your brother?” Wendy
asked as she took the money from them. “Yup, This is Matt.” Matt gave a small
wave. “Hey Dipper.” He turned to the small boy smiling. “H-Hey, you look great!
I-I m-mean, you both look great!” Dipper stammered trying to hide his blushing
face. Sharon and Wendy shared a look before the redhead handed them their
tickets. “Have fun and see you later girl.” Wendy fist-bumped her friend before
they headed off.

The siblings walked in together to see this blonde girl and her posse talking
to Mabel. “That must be that chick who lives in that mansion.” Sharon ignored
her brother as she walked over to hear what was happening. “That sounds like a
fat old lady’s name.” The blonde sneered but Mabel didn’t seem phased. “I’ll
take that as a compliment!” Before the blonde could say another word Sharon
stepped in front of her. “Do we have a problem here?” The brunette asked
glaring her down. “Excuse me? Do you not know who I am? I am Pacifica
Northwest, I am worth more than your whole family. So why don’t you beat it and
go buy more clothes from the thrift store.” Pacifica flipped her hair. “How
bout I beat you!” Sharon snapped as she tackled her to the ground. “Fight!
Fight! Fight!” People eagerly chanted as Sharon punched the life out of the
blonde. Stan slowly pulled out a camera and started recording. “Sharon stop!.”
Mabel pulled at her friend’s arm. She looked back at her before standing up.
“Mess with Mabel or her friends again and I will seriously pound the make-up
off your face!” Pacifica wiped the blood off her face in shock. “I am so gonna
sue you! I will be back!” Her and her friends flipped their hairs before
leaving the party. “That was awesome!” A deep voice shouted. Sharon quickly
turned to see Mabel surrounded by her friends. “O-Oh, it was nothing. I just
couldn’t stand seeing her pick on you guys like that.” She blushed slightly
fixing her skirt. “I don’t appreciate you beating her up like that but still,
thank you for sticking up for me.” Mabel moved her hair out of her face, she
also seemed to be blushing. “Aw man, I can’t believe I missed that! You totally
showed her who’s boss!” Wendy had a huge grin on her face, the two did a fist
bump. “Anyway I’ll see you later Mabel, I’m gonna chill with Wendy for a bit.”
Sharon hugged her shorter friend goodbye before heading off near the staircase
with Wendy.

Matt was leaning against a wall, declining any female’s invitation to dance
with them. “This is so fun.” He mumbled but at least he got to see that rich
bitch get pummeled out of existence. “Hey Matt!” He perked up to see Dipper
running towards. “What’s up?” Matt asked smiling. Dipper nervously fixed his
bow tie. “Have you seen Wendy?” Matt’s smile dropped as he crossed his arms.
“Yeah, she’s by the staircase with Sharon.” Dipper gave thanks before heading
over. “Great news, Wendy! I got someone to cover the concessions for me!” Wendy
turned to look at him with a smile on her face. “That's awesome. You can hang
out with me and Robbie.” She gestured to the black haired teen. “Robbie you
remember Dipper from the convenience store?” He looked at Dipper with a
disinterest. “Uh, no.” Robbie said before picking up a guitar case. “Yo, Wendy,
check out my new guitar “He stated playing it for her all while Dipper stood
there horrified. Sharon watched him run off somewhere. “What’s his problem?”
She mumbled. “Who cares, he’s just a dumb kid.” Robbie said quiet enough for
just her to hear. “He’s my friend and besides he’s a lot smarter than you!”
Sharon snapped clenching her fists. He just rolled his eyes. “Ugh whatever!”
Before she could retort Wendy shouted. “Hey, Dipper! We're gonna go sit on the
couch! Meet us when you're done.” Dipper had a panicked look on his face before
rushing off.
The three of them were taking on the couch when Soos’ voice was projected
loudly. “Dudes, would the owner of a silver and red dirt bike please report
outside. It is being stolen right now.” Robbie quickly jumped out of his seat
as he watched two people bike away. “Get back here!” He shouted running after
them. Dipper slid onto the scene flawlessly. “Oh, tough break. I wonder who
those guys are who aren't me because I'm right here.” He said nervously. Sharon
looked over to see her brother staring and he did not look happy one bit. “I’ll
be right back guys.” “Have fun dude.” Wendy waved her off. Matt jumped when he
felt a hand on his back. “What’s wrong?” Sharon had a look of concern in her
eyes. He bit his lip slightly as he rubbed the back of his neck. “It’s nothing,
just a bit stress is all. I’ve been feeling like someone has been watching me
ever since we got here." "That's not nothing! If you think someone is creeping
on you, you should tell the police." Matt played with his lip piercing. "You
know what, just forget it. I'm probably just exhausted from our long drive with
barely any sleep." His gazed turned to Mabel and Dipper. "Now's your chance to
ask Wendy to dance! C'mon! Go!" The female twin shoved her brother but instead
he just runs away. "Uh, I'll be right back!" Dipper called out going upstairs.
Matt huffed as he shoved past his sister. "Matt, what's wrong!" She called
after him but was ignored. Mabel was taking with Grenda and Candy when Matt
pulled her away. "Oh! Matt boy do I got some matches for you!" Before she could
say another word he covered her mouth. "Wait a moment! I just wanted to ask
about Wendy and Dipper, are they a thing?" He asked not looking her in the eye.
"HA HA HA You're hilarious! Dipper is trying but ain't succeeding!" Mabel
laughed awkwardly loud. "Thanks for that info." Her eyes widened when she saw
that small smile on his face. "GASP! Do you LIKE Dip-!?" Matt quickly covered
her mouth once more. "No! Besides even if I did, he likes Wendy and I would
never wanna get between his chance to be with her." He handed Mabel a drink.
"This conversation never happened." Matt waited for her to nod in agreement
before he went to relax outside. 

Soon the party was dying out and Sharon was helping Mabel and her friends get
riled up on a whole bunch of sugar when she noticed Wendy with Robbie. "Ugh!
Not him again." She blew hair of out her face. "It's going to be fine, Robbie
always seems to ruin his chances." Mabel giggled earning a smiling from the
older female. "Hey Mabel, We want call our moms and see if we can sleep over
here with you." Grenda grinned as Candy pulled out a couple of magazines out of
her bag. "I have magazine boys." She said with this look in his eyes. Mabel's
eyes grew huge and sparkly. "Soos! Play another song! This thing's going all
night!!" She pumped her fist in the air. "Way ahead of you ham-bone." Soos
smiled as he started playing more music. The four girls happily danced
together, this was a great group of friends. "Oh Sharon! How could I be so
rude? Would you like to join our sleepover?" Mabel asked playing with her hair.
Sharon smiled as she touched her younger friend's shoulder. "I would love
that!" They all cheered as Sharon took glow sticks from her purse. "Let's get
this party to the max!" "Woo!" Grenda smashed some glow sticks and poured the
fluid on herself. They stared at her. "...That's toxic by the way." "Oh."
Sharon gently took her arm. "Let's get you to the hospital." 

Dipper was sitting on the roof with his clone and handed him a Pitt cola."Some
night, huh?" Tyrone said as they opened the sodas in sync. Dipper looked down
at his can thoughtfully. "You think we even have a chance with Wendy? I mean
she's 15, we're 12." He asked looking over at his clone. "I don't know man, I
hope so, but we're making zero progress the way we're doing it. The only good
conversation you had with her is when you didn't do anything in that list-
stuff." Tyrone said toying with his can. Dipper let out a small sigh. "I know.
Mabel was right, I do get in my own way." Then the two shared a glance.
"Literally!" They said synchronously. Tyrone made a small explosion noise.
"Wow!" They clanked their cans together and took a sip. "Oh boy, don't look
now." Dipper looked in shock to see his clone slowly melting. "Tyrone!" "It's
okay dude, I had a good run. Remember what we talked about." Dipper nodded "Uh-
uh, of course!" Tyrone's eyes lightened up slightly as he looked deep into his
eyes. "Hey, and quit being such a wimp around Wendy okay? For my sake..." He
told him as he finally completely melted. The brunette tipped his head down in
sadness. "You were the only one who understood." He poured some of his drink
over the spot where the clone used to be before drinking whatever was left.
Dipper got up from his seat and was ready to go down when he noticed Matt
leaning against the railing down below, he looked so miserable.

Matt was looking at his phone playing a game. "Matt?" He nearly jumped out of
his skin as he turned to see Dipper. "Oh hey." He shoved his phone into his
back pocket. "What's..What's wrong?" The younger male asked as he stood next to
him. Matt let out a small laugh, resting against the railing once more. "It's
nothing serious, it’s just...It’s just that I guess I’m kinda lonely? I haven’t
met any friends yet and I’m too awkward to make any.” Dipper looked up at him
in surprise before gently grabbing his hand, stroking the top of it in a
friendly manner. “We’re friends aren’t we?” He smiled at him. Matt was blushing
as he smiled back. “Yeah, we are friends.” The two boys headed in the house
together, maybe going to this party was a good idea.

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***** Dreams and demons *****
Chapter Summary
     Matt meets a certain someone.
Chapter Notes
     Most of this chapter was just my friend and I fucking around, she
     wrote some and I wrote some.
     The more sillier moments probably will never be actually real/
     happened in this story
     I just really wanted a jokey chapter xD
After arriving back home Matt collapsed on the couch exhausted, not even
bothering to change his clothes. “Just gonna sleep out here?” Sharon asked as
she put their coats away. Her brother let out a tired groan and she took that
as a yes. Matt jumped slightly when he felt a blanket thrown onto his body.
“Thanks bitch!” His muffled voiced called out. “Anytime ho!” Sharon smiled as
she went into her own room. Matt turned on his side to get a bit more comfy, he
looked at his phone to see that someone was calling him. “Hello?” He sounded
rather groggy. “Hey it’s Dipper, I-I just-I just wanted to ask if-if you wanted
to c-come over tomorrow..O-Only if you want too of course! you don’t have too.”
Dipper was a mess on the other line. Matt let out a small yawn. “Yeah sure, I’d
love too.” Matt tried to keep from laughing when he heard a quiet ‘yes!’ then
Dipper cleared his throat. “Awesome!! I mean cool!” Matt could just picture
Dipper leaning against something trying to act all nonchalant. “See ya tomorrow
dork.” “Bye Matt” Setting his phone down on the table in front of him, Matt
snuggled into the couch trying to slip into a slumber but that wasn’t
happening. “Ugh what happened to being tired!?” He whined loudly. “Shut the
fuck up Matt!” Sharon screamed from her room. “Sorry..” Said the male softly as
he finally felt the sweet release of sleep. “Finally...”
 
Matt gasped as he shot awake, he had this horrible feeling in the pit of his
stomach. “Sharon!?” He called out but got no reply, she must’ve been sleeping.
He got off the couch and walked towards the window, something didn’t seem
right. It was dark outside but it seemed to have this strange blue tint. Matt
slowly opened the window and hopped out, there was something in those woods and
it was drawing him towards it. God this felt like a bad idea but he had to know
what was calling him. Soon Matt was in the middle of the woods and highly
unsettled, he always hated the feeling of being somewhere that he could be
watched without ever knowing. He clenched his fist irritably. “I swear I’m
gonna punch the fuck outta whoever is the reason I came out here!” He growled
softly. “Well then here’s your chance kid!” He nearly jumped out of his skin as
he twist around to see...”You gotta be fucking with me right now.” It was a
floating yellow triangle with arms and legs, he looked quite dapper with his
bow tie and hat. “Nothing of the sorts here kid! I’m just here to talk.” He
said as he rested his arm on the boy’s shoulder. Matt pulled away from him, he
had that same feeling around the triangle that he had when he felt he was being
watched. “Don’t touch me." “Wo-ho sorry kid.” “And don’t call me kid!” The
triangle flew around him, never letting his one eye leave Matt alone. It was
beginning to startle Matt as soon as the triangle stopped right in front of his
face. “...kid.” He pushed the demon away. “What the fuck do you want?” He was
getting more pissed on as time went on. Matt could just sense that the triangle
demon was smirking even without a mouth. “Let’s see..I want you!” Matt turned
around, confusion spreading across his face. “...what.” The triangle flew
closer to him. “Yeah you see, I’ve seen many of your human kind. And for being
a fleshy piece of garbage, you look very good.” “You’re serious?” Matt was
sure, he never was so irritated in his life. “What, you’re calling me a liar?
I’m the most honest triangle you’ll ever meet!” “Eh, sure. I don’t see much
triangles that talk….not counting that one time I got really high but we don’t
ever talk about that.” “My lips are sealed, kid. Name’s Bill Cipher.” He
politely bowed in the air and reached his hand towards the teenager. “...I’m
not gonna touch that.” “Oh, you’re missing out on something then. I have a very
nice handshake, you know.” Bill’s eyebrows raised in a flirty manner. Matt
stared deep into his one eye. “...The fuck is wrong with you?” This was getting
way too weird for him to handle. “I’m just a love triangle, kid. And you
scratch my corners, if you understand.” “OH BOY, YEP TIME TO GO!” Matt turned
on his heel and started walking back to the house, he was being hit on by a
fucking triangle...Not the strangest thing to flirt with him but that’s another
story. Behind him he could hear Bill screaming. “You can’t run from me kid, not
in this place!” Matt just walked away faster. “Nope! Nope! Nope! Just gonna
ignore that and keep walking!” He was trying not to turn right back around and
punch that little fucker in the eye.
 
Eventually, Matt returned home or at least that was his intention. He tried to
unlock the door but his keys didn’t seem to fit into the lock. “See? You can’t
really run from me here, kid. I know my way around your dreams.” Before Matt
found out where the voice was coming from Bill ascended from the triangle-
shaped doormat. The boy was wondering where it came from anyway. “What are you
even talking about?” “You take a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘live your
dreams’ right now, kid. I just let myself in.” Matt had finally had enough of
his shit since the top-hatted triangle was this close, he couldn’t resist the
urge of punching him or at least he tried. His fist along with the rest of him
went right through the triangle and exiting the other side. “Wow, we have a
wild one here. I like that.” The surprise quickly left Matt as he realized what
happened. Not scared anymore, he moved away from the demon. “Fine, I can’t
punch you. But you can’t touch me either, can you you little fuck?” Now it was
the triangle’s turn to be surprised. “And if this my dream, I’ll wake up
eventually.” Everything Matt needed to do was to stay away from Bill till then.
“Well you got me there kid. It’s not like a nearly-omnipotent dream demon like
me can just ignore details like this. I’m bound by the same rules as you.” With
a sigh, he flew after Matt. Only to make him trip with his cane as soon as he
caught up. “Just kidding! I always was an anarchist, you know?” Matt slowly got
back to his feet. “You little fucker!” He wanted to fucking beat that triangle
shit-face with his own cane but that wasn’t happening. “I’m just gonna ignore
you and keep going.” Matt walked over to the open window and crawled in, when
he hit the floor he looked up to see Bill looking rather amused. “Ok, have fun
trying! As you might notice, I can be quite the ‘eye’ catcher.” He sounded
rather cheeky. “You little- You know what? Not even gonna waste my time.” The
brunette pushed past him to sit on the couch. “I’m just gonna relax until
Sharon wakes me up.” Matt frowned when he saw the demon float on by. “….Go away
Bill.” “Not happening kid. Without me, your dreams are kinda boring. And I said
I just wanted to talk with you. So, care for a little chat while you’re waiting
for your sister?” Matt stared at him with immense hate. “If I wanted to have a
conversation, I’d have it with someone I actually like.” He blushed slightly,
he may or may not be thinking of Dipper. “Oh, that little neck-less brat?
Believe me, even a small being like myself have bigger things to offer than he
does if your limited human mind can get what I’m saying.” Matt slid further
down the couch to get away from him, he used the blanket to try and hid his
extremely red face. “You didn’t just say that!” He felt so embarrassed and
flustered, this was just too much as he quickly got up to his bathroom. Matt
turned on the sink and splashed some cold water on his face. “Wake up damn it!”
When nothing happened he smashed the mirror in front of him. “Stupid little-
Ugh! I hate him!” He dried off his face before back into the living area but
quickly stopped in his tracks. “How is this possible… Actually scratch that!
Why the fuck did you randomly decided to become a person?” And why is he really
hot? Matt wanted to smack himself for even thinking that, Bill would never be
the slightest bit attractive to him. His whole body tensed up when the former
triangle walked up to him to caress his face. “I said don’t touch me!” He
snapped as he removed the hand from his face. Bill apparently wasn’t phased as
he backed him into the corner. “You didn’t want a triangle right? And now you
can definitely see I have bigger things to offer.” Matt bit his lip playing
with his piercing. Fascinated by this, Bill moved closer, his one exposed eye
quickly changing from looking at the piercing to the alluring pink lips it was
attached to. Matt was getting uncomfortable as he turned his head so he wasn’t
looking at him. “Can you like not? H-Hey what the fuck are you doing?!” Bill
gently tipped his head exposing his neck. “I will seriously punch you if you
don’t- Ouch!” He can’t believe what just happened, that fucker just bit him.
Matt trembled slightly as he felt the demon gently kiss up the side of his neck
until he reached his ear then he whispered: “C’mon, I hadn’t had lips for
years! I need to enjoy them a bit.” Before Matt could reply Bill tipped his
head again as he sent kisses up the side of his jawline then caught his lips in
a kiss. The brunette quickly shoved him away. “Don’t ever do that shit again!”
His body was trembling with rage and all the fucking triangle did was grin all
smugly. “You don’t look as offended as you sound kid. Maybe you need another
round to figure out if it was as shit as you say?” Bill moved in again but Matt
wasn’t going to give him a second chance. But trying to resist a guy who can
push you around while you can’t is even harder than it sounds. Matt forced
himself past Bill and went to hid in his room, he wanted to die. “Stupid!
Stupid!” He tried to keep from crying as he pounded on his head in frustration.
“Shaaron!” He whined as he collapsed on the ground, he needed her to wake him
up. “Well hello there.” He nearly had a heart attack when he saw Bill. “Leave
me alone! Go bother someone else!” Matt growled looking away from him. “Nobody
else is in here, remember? Your dreams are the ones I wanted to visit, pretty
boy.” Bill had a stupid grin on his face. “Why me anyway!? There’s probably
tons of other ‘pretty boys’ you can do bother!” He jerked away when Bill tapped
his forehead. “Listen kid, you got a special mind here. You could sense me when
you weren’t in the Mindscape. I want your mind...I want you.” Matt could feel
his face heating up as he shoved past him in order to slam his head into the
wall repeatedly. “I want to wake up! I want to be far away from the likes of
you!” He tensed when he felt a hand on his shoulder and a soft whisper in his
ear. “You can’t escape me kid.”

Matt gasped as he fell off the couch confused. “Where am I?!” “...On the
floor.” He quickly turned to see Sharon standing in the doorway with several
shopping bags. “Ugh What time is it?” He rubbed his aching temple. She looked
at her phone. “Umm about 5 in the afternoon.” Matt never stood up so fast
before in his life. “5?! Oh nonono!” He panicked as he picked up his phone to
see 2 phone calls and several unread text messages, all from Dipper. “Fuuuck! I
overslept!” He looked through the messages.

“Hey Matt! When do you think you’re coming over?”
“I mean if you are coming over..you don’t have too.”

The next few messages were an hour later;

“Mabel was wondering if you were okay?”

“Actually it was me that was wondering..”

“Am I being too naggy? If I am I’ll stop...I know you’re probably busy and
stuff.”

The final messages were only 30 minutes ago.

“I understand if you don’t want to come over but you could’ve at least said
something..”

“Ignore that last one! I’m not upset or anything!”

“…..”

“Sorry..”

Matt face-palmed extremely hard. “Sharon why didn’t you wake me up when you
heard my phone beeping!?” He said irritated. His sister rolled her eyes as she
waved her bags around. “I obviously was out shopping you dick-licker.” He
looked down back at his phone, he didn’t even want to know what the voice mails
said. “If you feel so bad, just text him an apology and explain what happened.”
Sharon said leaving to go to her room. Matt quickly sent a lengthy apology and
was relieved to see that Dipper has forgiven him. “Ugh I need a shower.” He
stretched a bit before heading towards the bathroom, when he took off his shirt
he was in for a surprise...There was an obvious bite mark. “That little
fucker!”
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